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		<title>I finally figured out what I would do if I had access to unlimited funds.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally figured out what I would do if I had access to unlimited funds. I would commission a choreographer to create performances for some of my favorite songs, starting with Clark&#8217;s &#8220;New Year Storm.&#8221; On that note I can&#8217;t wait to dance to dubstep tonight at Canopy Club.]]></description>
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	<p>I finally figured out what I would do if I had access to unlimited funds. I would commission a choreographer to create performances for some of my favorite songs, starting with Clark&#8217;s &#8220;New Year Storm.&#8221; On that note I can&#8217;t wait to dance to dubstep tonight at Canopy Club.<br />
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		<title>2010-06-26 Lakes of Fire</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<title>I had trouble sleeping last night because of this damn loud cricket outside my window.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had trouble sleeping last night because of this damn loud cricket outside my window. To stop the chirping I rattled the window, poured some water on it, and sprayed some air freshener around it, but nothing worked. I put in ear plugs, but I could still hear it. Finally, I played this loop of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="clear: both"><img src="http://www.jasoncromero.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Cricket_bw4_sepia-thumb1.gif" height="306" width="449" style=" text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 10px;" />I had trouble sleeping last night because of this damn loud cricket outside my window. To stop the chirping I rattled the window, poured some water on it, and sprayed some air freshener around it, but nothing worked. I put in ear plugs, but I could still hear it. Finally, I played this loop of cricket sounds near the window, which would alternately shut it up, I think, and at least mask it a little when it did chirp.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Jennifer&#8217;s Body was ridiculous in ways I couldn&#8217;t have predicted.</title>
		<link>http://www.jasoncromero.com/2010/08/16/jennifers-body-was-ridiculous-in-ways-i-couldnt-have-predicted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jennifer&#8217;s Body was ridiculous in ways I couldn&#8217;t have predicted. Hipster horror at its best/worst. I liked how the plot revolved around an indie band making a pact with Satan because of how hard they thought it was to get noticed. I was also glad that it wasn&#8217;t a rape revenge film like I initially [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Internet Is My Religion: Poe Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.jasoncromero.com/2010/08/07/the-internet-is-my-religion-poe-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 04:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soon my blog will just be a collection of things that I found to be terribly humorous. Via Reddit.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Soon my blog will just be a collection of things that I found to be terribly humorous.<br />
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	<p>Via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cyln8/quoth_poe/">Reddit</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Internet is My Religion: Screaming Carl Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.jasoncromero.com/2010/07/22/the-internet-is-my-religion-screaming-carl-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absurdity + Merzbowesque Noise + Sound Making Toys = One of the Deepest Pleasures I Can Experience. This is one of the deepest insights into my inner workings that exists.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="clear: both">Absurdity + Merzbowesque Noise + Sound Making Toys = One of the Deepest Pleasures I Can Experience. This is one of the deepest insights into my inner workings that exists.</p><p style="clear: both"><span style=" text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 10px;"><object height="228" width="380"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-7mQhSZRgM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-7mQhSZRgM&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="228" width="380"></embed></object></span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Interesting reference I came across in How We Became Posthuman relating pacificism and amputation.</title>
		<link>http://www.jasoncromero.com/2010/07/14/interesting-reference-i-came-across-in-how-we-became-posthuman-relating-pacificism-and-amputation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Written in the 1950s, Limbo has become something of an underground classic. It imagines a postwar society in which an ideology, Immob, has developed; the ideology equates aggression with the ability to move. &#8220;Pacifism equals passivity,&#8221; Immob slogans declare. True believers volunteer to banish their mobility (and presumably their aggression) by having amputations, which have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="clear: both"><blockquote style="clear: both"><p>Written in the 1950s, <em>Limbo</em> has become something of an underground classic. It imagines a postwar society in which an ideology, Immob, has developed; the ideology equates aggression with the ability to move. &#8220;Pacifism equals passivity,&#8221; Immob slogans declare. True believers volunteer to banish their mobility (and presumably their aggression) by having amputations, which have come to be regarded as signifiers of social power and influence.</p></blockquote><p style="clear: both">From <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Became-Posthuman-Cybernetics-Informatics/dp/0226321460">How We Became Posthuman: Virtual Bodies in Cybernetics, Literature, and Informatics</a> by N. Katherine Hayles.</p><p style="clear: both">Cross posted at <a href="http://www.jasoncromero.com/2010/07/14/interesting-reference-i-came-across-in-how-we-became-posthuman-relating-pacificism-and-amputation/">Jason C. Romero</a> and <a href="http://anthrologico.com/2010/07/interesting-reference-i-came-across-in-how-we-became-posthuman-relating-pacificism-and-amputation/">Anthrologico</a>.</p></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Queer Team Edward vs. Straight Team Jacob</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was listening to Kanye and he had this line that reminded me of another reason I am on Team Edward: &#8220;My friend showed me pictures of his kids And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs He said his daughter got a brand new report card (card) And all I got [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="clear: both">I was listening to Kanye and he had this line that reminded me of another reason I am on Team Edward: &#8220;My friend showed me pictures of his kids And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs He said his daughter got a brand new report card (card) And all I got was a brand new sports car Uh.&#8221;</p><p style="clear: both">Jacob was basically tempting Bella with a normal life. He said he could give her kids and help her build and hold onto her family. All standard heteronormative fare, and you know how I feel about that.</p><p style="clear: both">But Bella&#8217;s response was that she <strong>always felt different</strong>, queer if you will. So, if we&#8217;re thinking from Bella&#8217;s point of view, Edward is the best choice for her queer-ish non-heteronormative desires. And as a gay vague connoisseur it should be clear why I identify with that.</p><p style="clear: both">Also, Edward sparkles like a disco ball, and we all know how I feel about disco balls. Queer queer queer.</p><p style="clear: both">Oh yeah, cheer up Kanye. Resist that heteronormative discipline. Haters gonna hate.</p><p style="clear: both"><span style=" text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 10px;"><object height="304" width="380"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMH0e8kIZtE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMH0e8kIZtE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" height="304" width="380"></embed></object></span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Richard Devine is my new favorite artist.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my heaven this is what angels&#8217; voices sound like. Especially the breakdown at 5:23. It&#8217;s so beautiful it makes me cry.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="clear: both">In my heaven this is what angels&#8217; voices sound like. Especially the breakdown at 5:23. It&#8217;s so beautiful it makes me cry.</p><p style="clear: both"><span style=" text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 10px;"><object height="304" width="380"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hf8yZOfVLMw&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hf8yZOfVLMw&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" height="304" width="380"></embed></object></span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I had a weird nightmare that woke me from sleep.</title>
		<link>http://www.jasoncromero.com/2010/07/11/i-had-a-weird-nightmare-that-woke-me-from-sleep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason C. Romero</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dreamt that someone at a party had smashed my camera lens and filled it with gooey candy. Good thing though because I had been trying to wake up. Wonder if there&#8217;s a way to make nightmares into alarm clocks.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35034361803@N01/4783544425/"><img style="margin: 5px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4134/4783544425_7db2480b95_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="450" height="300" /></a>I dreamt that someone at a party had smashed my camera lens and filled it with gooey candy. Good thing though because I had been trying to wake up. Wonder if there&#8217;s a way to make nightmares into alarm clocks.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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