I was listening to Kanye and he had this line that reminded me of another reason I am on Team Edward: “My friend showed me pictures of his kids And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs He said his daughter got a brand new report card (card) And all I got was a brand new sports car Uh.”
Jacob was basically tempting Bella with a normal life. He said he could give her kids and help her build and hold onto her family. All standard heteronormative fare, and you know how I feel about that.
But Bella’s response was that she always felt different, queer if you will. So, if we’re thinking from Bella’s point of view, Edward is the best choice for her queer-ish non-heteronormative desires. And as a gay vague connoisseur it should be clear why I identify with that.
Also, Edward sparkles like a disco ball, and we all know how I feel about disco balls. Queer queer queer.
Oh yeah, cheer up Kanye. Resist that heteronormative discipline. Haters gonna hate.